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There is no such thing as too much Nutella. Fact.
Nutella is your one and only. Your other half, your significant other, and definitely your bae. So much so that you actively plan your days around servings of Nutella, and you only make friends based on their love for Nutella.
You dream of the perfect Nutella recipe, and you’re forever making trips to the supermarket just to buy more jars. Basically you’re in a full blown relationship with it.
1. Spoon = LOL
When it comes to Nutella you adopt an all or nothing approach and you don’t believe in any of this using a small spoon nonsense. Instead you tend to stick your fingers in and scoop up as much as possible. Yum.
2. It’s always there for you
Nutella has always been a strong source of delicious comfort in every single stage of your life. Whether it was Nutella spread sandwiches in your packed lunch, or a dollop of it in your morning porridge at work, it’s always there to add an extra zing to all of your meals.
3. Goes with everything
Nutella is a bit like salt and pepper, because it goes with everything. Nutella and cake? Yes please. Nutella and milk? Go on then. Nutella with some granola? Why not? You just wish that it was readily available at ever single dining table like salt and pepper are.
4. Favourite dessert ever
There is something magical about Nutella because its dessert capabilities are never ending. Of course your favourite dessert is a jar of the good stuff, but you’ve tried it in cookies, with marshmallows, in cheesecake, with strawberries and even drank it heated up. Nom.
5. Personalised jar = amazing
When you walked past a display of personalised jars you honestly thought that you had died and gone to heaven. Of course you spent a week’s worth of wages in getting enough personalised jars to last you a few months. Your ultimate wish is for a life sized jar, but sadly this only exists in your dreams.
6. You carry it with you
People think you’re a little strange for carrying around small amounts of Nutella with you, but really you know that they’re just jealous. After all, you never know when a craving may strike, and you must be prepared for this.
7. No other spread will do
It’s not that you’re a snob of any sort, but simply no other spread will do. You refuse to settle for anything that isn’t Nutella, and when friends have tried to trick you with a substitute things have gotten a little heated.
8. There’s never a bad time for it
Nutella is always present in your meals because quite simply there is never a bad time for it. It’s the first thing you have in the morning, even if you pop a dollop in with your warm milk and cereal. Then lunchtime is always Nutella sandwich time, and for dinner you pop it on some crepes. What a perfect meal plan.
9. You spend your time stalking Nutella
Yep, you spend most of your time online stalking all things Nutella. It’s usually receipes, but then it moves slowly on to merchandise, and before you know it you’ve ordered an umbrella with a Nutella jar printed on it. What a time to be alive.
10. Pancake Day = NOM
Pancake Day is basically like Christmas for you, because that’s how excited you get. In fact you don’t care about the actual pancakes, and you would happily eat raw batter as long as you got to pair it up with half a jar of Nutella.
11. It’s all over your Instagram
Instead of posting photos of stuff like holidays, friends and your cheeky Nandos, your entire focus is Nutella based. You even have a special go to filter (Ludwig) that you always opt for because it truly brings out the beauty of this wonderful treat.
12. You don’t share. Ever
Yep, not happening. Back away and get your own.
13. You celebrate World Nutella Day
5th February is more than just a normal day for you. It’s quite possibly your favourite day of the whole year, because you get to celebrate all things Nutella. Of course you stock up, and eat nothing but Nutella for the whole day, and get involved in every single hash tag going.